unsightly perspiration which results from excessive consumption of noodles; spicy variants are known to worsen this condition.
'Clean your bloody noodle-sweat, it is dripping into my drink'
'I need an asprin for this mad noodle-sweat'
'I need an asprin for this mad noodle-sweat'
by jjho April 28, 2010

When you don't have enough money to buy real food. So instead you buy what you can afford which is usually ramen noodles.
by Kawaiigaara October 6, 2012

Being killed in an excessive gory manner on the street, so much though that the gore looks like noodles.
by MRMars85 January 13, 2019

Ted: Why don't you go ahead and take a seat, Mike.
Mike: I would Ted, but every time i've sat down today i've caught a bad case of loose noodle.
Mike: I would Ted, but every time i've sat down today i've caught a bad case of loose noodle.
by despicvble July 18, 2015

A younger man, typically a Fuq Boy. Who has NO respect for himself, or his partner. He will stick his dick in anything, and refuses to acknowledge, ir take responsibility..
by DOM_FADDA May 27, 2023

by The ultamite noodle May 2, 2019

A female/male person who you talk to only for the sake of noods without any desire for personal contact
Ian wants to get these nudes from Clarice but thinks her face is ugly, so he refers to her as a noodle ho.
by ianlikesbigballs June 6, 2018
