Santa's Hairy Lay

When a female with long pubes braids little Christmas bells into them, so that when she's taking a full length on Christmas Eve, the kids run in, excited and ready to see Santa because they hear bells jingling, only to find their mother copping some hot Christmas pork in her moist pudding.

Guy friend: "Hey what did you and Susan get up to on Christmas Eve?"
Guy: "Oh she helped a brother out with a Santa's Hairy Lay."

by Dudgeridino August 9, 2016

LAY LAY

A LAYLAY IS SOMEONE WHO IS EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE WHO YOU COULD "LAY UP WITH" AFTER A KILL...

"BRO THATS A GOOD LAY LAY RIGHT THERE"
"SHE A GOOD LAY LAY

by SS1000cO2 March 8, 2019

Lai

Super good at dead rails and very sigma and mews alot and is super rich and has so much huzz real

THIS IS NOT FAKE

Lai means that you are very good at dead rails

by anonymous April 2, 2025

Ashton Lay

A short asian boy with glasses. He is a decent guy, and I recommend you be friends with him!

You should meet Ashton Lay! He's a great guy!

by milfsearcher6969 August 25, 2021

Lay La D'

The most meaningful and purposely disrespectful action a succubus can do to and manipulate a person that is trying to help at their fullest extent of resources for a relationship.

Damn Chris really got Lay La D'ed this last time, hope that doesn't happen again!

by Thrills&Spills August 14, 2023

Laying A Cable

What young people do to old people before they've paid any tax.

Oh, hello Young man/lady; are you laying a cable?

by Mad Dan (Leicester) August 18, 2019

Sack Lay

A sack lay is when a buddy falls asleep or passes out and you proceed to pull out your ball sack and lay it on them. This is usually followed by photographic evidence and howling with laughter.

He was so tired he fell asleep after the hike and his friend pulled an exquisite sack lay and snapped a photo.

by royeroyeroy December 23, 2013