i need a brown

Another word for needing a shit

Hey john, il be right back, I need a brown

by Redwall1234 June 22, 2014

need more crit

When Mike Morales needs more critical damage to rekt the enemy opposition.

Me: Hey mike did you hear about the new patch update?

Mike: I need more crit!!!

by sXekazerider May 14, 2016

i need to do my homework

u dont know why u cant do ur homework? simple. bec- AHHH ITS A FUCKING LESBIAN

person 1: why cant i do my homework

person 2: because ur too busy searching up random definitions in urban dictionary like i need to do my homework

by whydoiexistbro March 3, 2023

I need assistance

What Susan Sarandon says when she's about to fuck you.

I need assistance toucha toucha toucha touch me

by My Minecraft Isn't working July 3, 2019

That’s what the squad needed

Something your friend used annoyingly in irony

Charlie: yo bro that cursed image of cursed miku is just what the squad needed
Savannah: go to hell
*savannah points gun and shoots*
That’s what the squad needed

by Nezuko with a gun October 9, 2020

Need a towel

So excited you get wet and need a towel to clean up

Patient: Doc how was my procedure?
Doc: it went so well good that I need a towel!

by TushT May 22, 2018

Saddle needs to paddle

Sadie or Zora if your reading this in the future hey mamas saddle maryyy gross hYEYY peepooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

SADDLE NEEDS TO PADDLE AWAY

by boobymoomy January 15, 2022