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Mushroom Stamp

Dipping the head of your penis into ink, and using the head as a stamp.
"Hey bro, did you see how wasted Steve was last night?"

"Yea! I gave him a mushroom stamp on his cheek!"
by Jeffonte July 4, 2017
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The Wrong Mushroom

1. (Marijuana, Idiom - linguistically derived from the classical Japanese combined with pre-millennium American High School) : 1. - The wrong mushroom, not a strain unto itself, refers to any marijuana or pot strain which is noted for its high CBG and similar cannabis contents. The resulting effects were exhibited by Cheech and Chong, That 70s show, and which was alluded to of Francis in Season one of Malcolm in the Middle (2000).
1. {In the voice of Ray Romano Please kevin, tell me you didn't smoke or eat the wrong mushroom, or we might end up 'shrooming the shroom.
by Buttfuckme January 8, 2023
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Cream of mushroom

*hits head*
Oh cream of mushroom that hurt
by Finger food November 12, 2020
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Mushroom Sauce

An extreme level of beef is called mushroom sauce
Amal and bailea have mushroom sauce
by Dj lozza July 5, 2017
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mushroom <3

The prettiest person in the world with lovely dimples who I love the most in the whole world <333
by Bub♡ November 3, 2021
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Mushroom King

The king of dicks, typically someone who is a total jerk to people.
by SirRansom November 6, 2024
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mushroom bunker

cutting off you or your male companions bellend above the shaft of the penis and hollowing out the area beneath to create a small pocket of storage. Further furniture or decorations can be added both inside and outside of the bunker, and magnets or a nail hinger system can be added to create better security. You can store whatever you like in the mushroom bunker. Having a mushroom bunker is a sign of high respect, due to the fact that you need a big penis to have a good mushroom bunker.
"Hey james, I want a mint"
"Sure thing friend let me grab a wondrous eclipse mint from the north-east sector of my Mushroom Bunker"

"I have a small quantity of polish miniature men living in my Mushroom Bunker
by james michael jerkoff August 6, 2020
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