mushrooms

i highly over-rated vegetable. it is literally a fungus. or if you wanna be more sophisticated and smarter...
WIKIPEDIA: "... spore-bearing fruiting body of a fungus, typically produced above ground, on soil, or on its food source." (that is disgusting!!👎😃)
thank you Wikipedia

you: want some RAW mushrooms?
me: get out.

by buloogawhale December 12, 2020

Mushroom Bang

The noise anime girls make while getting fucked

Hinata made a mushroom Bang

by Johnny Cash's Dad September 5, 2021

Mushroom Lover

Someone who plays way too much Super Mario

Dude, your a Mushroom Lover

by Gamer47 June 18, 2022

Meat Mushroom

Kosja, also known as a "Meat Penguin". It Lives mostly off of memes and doesn't go outside often unless it is accompanied by on or more of the Meatz Squad.

Hey Meat Train, Have you seen Meat Mushroom today? I would love to play some League Of Meat With him!

by MeatTrain February 10, 2018

Mushroom stamp

the mark left on ones body when smacked with the head of a penis.

I smacked my dick on her forehead and left a mushroom stamp on her.

by Kingtoocan August 29, 2009

shiitake mushroom stamp

A mushroom stamp but from a guy with a small dick

Wang gave me shiitake mushroom stamp when he slam his tinkie winkie on my forehead

by Tcwilly July 30, 2022

Mutated Mushroom

A mutated mushroom is what an ugly dick looks like, the head is the mushroom and the shaft is the root

“Daniel’s dick looks like a mutated mushroom!!”

by Lmao u succ June 2, 2018