murdering the toilet

When you take a shit so hard the fabric of space-time starts shaking.

Person 1: Have you been murdering the toilet again?
Person 2: Yeah, I totally murdered the toilet last night.

by Xanderoe August 15, 2019

Murder spaghetti

A venomous snake

Often refering to a very active one.

"Oh god, I think I can see some murder spaghetti!"

"I'm running as fast as I can! How is this murder spaghetti catching up with me, it doesn't even have legs!"

"If you get bitten by a murder spaghetti you're doomed."

by SleepyNotes March 3, 2021

Nori murder drones

A hot robot woman who married a guy called khan and had a child called uzi who listens to my chemical romance,she died to a disassembly drones nanite acid very ouchy

NORI MURDER DRONES IS SO HOT OMFG

by Sparkle_gelatine August 23, 2024

The good ship murder

A very fucking stupid ex police man decided to sing and the fucker later found dead people and thought “oh! Lets go figure this out!” As if he was a detective, in which he was not.

Singer man: dead people!

Butler: i dont think you should check that outs your a singer no-

Singer man: CLUEDO IRL

* Roll the credits to The good ship murder. *

by Pigeon14 December 6, 2023

Stylistic Murder

World Renowned Hip Hop Label and promotions that Features such artists such as Krs-One ,Hopsin and Obscure=mc2

Were you at the Stylistic Murder Gig last week Hopsin was class!

by Colin Daggers November 25, 2020

Child Murder

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by Hym Iam June 11, 2025

Joel I'm gonna murder you vibe

When you text someone sarcastically and they want to kill you but with kindness

Joel I'm gonna murder you vibe ya feel me

by Yuh24jay February 12, 2018