by l.flm September 30, 2018
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by Lesbiace Mess December 19, 2020
Get the Cookie Murdering bitch mug.Yes it is. You could stop doing this and I wouldn't be incentivized to murder your kids but you are both violating my rights and incentivizing it and if you don't stop I am going to murder them.
People "It's not our fault our kids are getting murdered!!"
Hym "Are you stalking are harassing me?"
People "Yes but you can't know anything without me telling you and you can't doing anything about it."
Hym "I can kill your kids about it. Are your stealing my work and cutting me out of the proceeds?"
People "Yes."
Hym "Did I say I was going to murder you kids over it?"
People "Nothing I do to you justifies killing my kids!"
Hym "This justifies the murder of your kids. You chose the child murdered. You made a maximally informed decision, you chose the child murder for yourself, and I was even kind enough to give you plenty of time to change your mind. So, yes. If I murder your kids, it will be your fault. And if I don't murder your kids... It will because your credited and paid me for both my work and the recompense for having violated my rights for years."
Hym "Are you stalking are harassing me?"
People "Yes but you can't know anything without me telling you and you can't doing anything about it."
Hym "I can kill your kids about it. Are your stealing my work and cutting me out of the proceeds?"
People "Yes."
Hym "Did I say I was going to murder you kids over it?"
People "Nothing I do to you justifies killing my kids!"
Hym "This justifies the murder of your kids. You chose the child murdered. You made a maximally informed decision, you chose the child murder for yourself, and I was even kind enough to give you plenty of time to change your mind. So, yes. If I murder your kids, it will be your fault. And if I don't murder your kids... It will because your credited and paid me for both my work and the recompense for having violated my rights for years."
by Hym Iam July 21, 2025
Get the It's not our fault our kids are getting murdered mug.Person 1: *Horrible, rude, evil comment*
Person 2: *Absolutely vicious putdown*
"Holy shit, bro just got murdered by words! Call the police!"
Person 2: *Absolutely vicious putdown*
"Holy shit, bro just got murdered by words! Call the police!"
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 22, 2024
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by I didn't kill her October 19, 2021
Get the Murder mug.When a female has a very plump, juicy vagina also know as a monkey, and you want to fuck it also know as murder it.
by Mossyoakqueen85 February 9, 2021
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Person 1: Dude, what's your murder switch?
Person 2: If a new Spider-Man movie is made, that would definitely do it.
Person 2: If a new Spider-Man movie is made, that would definitely do it.
by JeyBloo June 2, 2015
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