Mug

That thing you use for exercising your fingers, ya know, just slide your fingers into the oval of torture. Its also used for getting your mom to give you a big old spanky

Son. Ah, what a great day to exercise my fingers, woops, I just dropped the mug
Mom: DID I JUST HERE WAHT I JUST HEARD?
Son: if you heard it then why are you asking?
Mom: IM COMING FOR YOU!
Son: "sigh",another day another spanky

by Blokbum June 1, 2021

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The perfect gift for when you forget Father's Day.

"Did you remember Father's Day is tomorrow?"
"Shit no I guess I'm getting him a world's best dad mug"

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Mug

A word used to replace any noun; replaces the word 'jawn' or 'thing'.

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Meat Mugging

to visually show your desire to covet ones penis

on that night I realized his desire, eyes focused on my bulge, his lip was snarled tightly grasp between his teeth and so I ran from Stevo the midnight meat mugging bandit never looking back. My dreams will always be hunted by what I can only describe as a shrill it reminds me of a pig crying

by Bucknackeds November 1, 2016

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