Merge Monkey

A person who habitually uses the median turn-lane to illegally merge with traffic after a left turn, especially when they could have legally and safely turned into the proper traffic lane.

I was turning into the subdivision and a Merge Monkey almost killed me! I had to swerve to prevent a head-on collision!

by pseudoraptor February 18, 2010

Monkey Brownsock

Similar to a brownsock, but with the addition of a monkey punch to help in the complicated process. As you pinksock your lover, you punch her in the back of the head to cause a disruption in her concentration, resulting in a loss of bowel control and the same ultimate outcome as the brownsock.

She wanted to try a brownsock but she was having trouble shitting during it, so I gave her a monkey brownsock instead!

by zagen December 7, 2009

monkey cleaning

when a fat black chick licks your ass hole clean after having diarrhea

After i had diarrhea from the McDonalds I ate Lafonda gave me a monkey cleaning

by cum stain on my shoe January 1, 2011

monkeys foreheid

Scottish term for Monkeys Forehead. The female genitalia. Fanny, cunt etc. Needing a trim.

"I went down on that bitch and her fanny admin was that bad that it was like a monkeys foreheid Sir!"

by The Bat July 24, 2006

monkey flowers

slang term for marijuana.Usually smoked in a blunt or pipe.

I just saw that guy smoking monkey flowers.

by Kyle Karzmarczyk May 23, 2006

monkeys clapping

When a group of people clap in unison, most like during a live performance. Also in referance to partying.

Dogs were barking, monkeys clapping, bears were dancing and girls were cutting loose
~Gogol Bordello

by Harmonydawn April 27, 2006

Monkey-Wrenched

Verb
A computer programming term.
To write sloppy and inefficent code that solves the problem instead of a proper solution because you can't get it to work correctly and have run out of time to fix it.

"Man, this code is nasty, but it works. They really monkey-wrenched that function in there."

by Cynamon September 7, 2005