Ini mini mini mo

A choice of 3

Which should I take of the three Ini mini mini mo

by Lillie 🇺🇸 December 23, 2020

Mini Cooper

Mini Cooper is an adorable car with a fashionable driver behind the wheel. Unreliable but zippy, this vehicle may leave you stranded on the side of the highway but by God you will look fucking Euro trash cute with the hood up and your thumb out. Don’t talk bad about this car when you are within earshot because as soon as you do it will go all “Christine” on you, locking the doors and emitting numerous check engine lights that can only be cleared by the Gods at Mini Cooper themselves. Mini Coopers make you smile when you see them on the road because they are cute and you aren’t the one dealing with the constant headache of a BMW manufactured engine.

I saw a Mini Cooper broke down on the 80 and couldn’t get over the how perfectly symmetrical the racing stripes were.

by LynnyO September 25, 2020

Mini-gangbang

When you're only getting fucked by like two or three guys but they're doing it rough enough and changing orifices enough for it to feel like a gangbang.

After doing some shots, Karl, Fredrick and Leon took me to their dorm for a mini-gangbang.

by ApricotFields June 11, 2019

MiNi MiMi

SHE'S A CREATiVE, iNTELLiGENT, AUTHENTiC, AWESOME GiRL FROM ANOTHA WORLD !

I like MiNi MiMi cuz she got good vibes

by mimisaurusrex September 25, 2024

mini manager

A mini manager is an individual who has some semblance of power over their coworkers and uses it to make sure everyone does everything up to their standards.

Girl: "Ugh he keeps looking over at my screen and pointing out when i forget to use capital letters at the start of sentences!!"
Boy: "I know, he's such a mini manager!"

by HorseFear44 July 21, 2024

mini pecker

A penis that isn't very large

Nathan: My friend Horro9cks apparently has a two inch terror.
Olly: Nah I heard it was more a mini pecker

by GangstarRhymes July 7, 2016

Mini bar

A dude with a micro penis who charges the same as a male escort with experience but who never lets u see by using date rape drugs behind closed doors , until u wake up in a room missing ur credit cards and feeling more horny and malnourished than before u fell asleep.

Definition: mini bar (Microsoft’s running apple) a product available for a third of the price on the street just the situation ur in forces you to pay for the mini bar service instead of walking somewhere.

by Cluttered mutt February 24, 2022