Midget Mash and Dash

When a friend that is under 5 foot 3 daps up 1 person at the function and goes home to play PS5

Alex trimboli preformed the midget mash and dash before he dipped to play 2k

by Tommyvercetti March 20, 2023

Midget

When you have a defficiency in your knees

Yoooo look at this guy DEVEN he is a midget

by Shianshwishbss November 2, 2022

Ballsweat, im wet, gabby, cry cry, midget suck

Crab names for a band fraternity by name of 5DP (5 deadly plagues). (They had to do the kappa donut to join)

Ballsweat: *talks*
Master Hightop Long Neck: Shut up ballsweat, im wet, gabby, cry cry, midget suck

by Class-Clown78 March 2, 2025

Midget Mafia

A small gathering of Midgets.

"Yo man the Midget Mafia was talking bout' me, I'm scared stiff my timbers are shivering!"

by Dathom February 2, 2025

Furry pink midget

A small man used as living handcuffs in sex with the legs and arms made to be slotted in between holes in the headboard of a bed and pulled on as rock climbing like holds

I like using furry pink midgets in the bedroom they add lots of fun to the experience

by Kinky_collin February 21, 2025

The Miami Midget Shorn

The act of throwing a shit covered midget into a crowd of Hispanic women. This is a historic activity local to the Miami area.

I was down in Miami with your mother last weekend and someone pulled off The Miami Midget Shorn. The slippery midget got shit all over your mothers new dress.

by Dr. Shornington January 26, 2022

Boys 2 Dynamite Midgets

A boy band consisting of guys at or below 5 feet tall.

Nobody went to the circus if the Boys 2 Dynamite Midgets were in town on the same nights.

by Solid Mantis May 12, 2021