midget spinning

Midget spinning is when you attach 4 midgets to a torture wheel.

George: So Cecil how was your weekend?
Cecil: Man, it was so fking awesome. I was midget spinning all the time.

by A fluffy ball July 21, 2017

Mega-Midget

Someone who is unattractively short.

"Have you seen Todd? He's a Mega-Midget."

by Person Man the 3rd April 28, 2020

Midget mommy

When your desperate to lose your virginity so you fuck a midget and you don't know her name and you didn't wear a condom

I totally midget mommyied this girl last night from the bar

by Alan15 December 10, 2018

Gay midget

Sophia is a gay midget

1: hey

2: Sophia's a gay midget.

by random guy5237346 November 13, 2022

midget

Small in stature human with generally poor banter. Not of full size or development.

Look at little Rory - poor bloke is a midget.

by rorymac November 29, 2016

buff midget

Corbin,

Person- your a buff midget

Corbin- what does that even mean

Person- short thick boi

by LaChostosina April 25, 2021

Midget army

special forces to fight against the heretics
Burn the Heretic
Kill the mutant
Purge the Unclean

and surrender your rights to the God Emperor.

Midget army is awesome
die, everyone,

by The real God emperor May 14, 2018