Michael

Michael is a male, probably. If he ever lives, he will most certainly die from it. He breathes, laughs and sings (not always well). Michael has been told that in this big wide earth he is almost entirely insignificant. However, he can't help but feel important in the context of his own life. Michael is a person.

Hi, my name is Michael.

by ThnkUVryMch01 May 24, 2014

Michael Phelps

Of or referring to the penis, male genitalia, sperm ("swimmers").

Comes from a play off of the idea that swimmers are like sperm in that they both, swim.

"She gave me a blowjob and then I shot my Michael Phelps all over her face."

"I dropped my pants and she took one look at my Michael Phelps and asked me to marry her."

by formerfatboys February 9, 2009

Michael Vick

A shitty passer than runs better than a lot of backs.

Well, Mike Vick got picked off five times, but he ran for 137 yards in today's game.

by azrael February 17, 2005

Rollin' On Michael Jordans

When A Car Has 23'' Rims.

DAAAAMNNNNNNNNNN!!!! Dat Nigga Is Rollin' On Michael Jordans

by DJ Diamondz July 24, 2006

michael lara

The name of a guy that is considered SuperMan to almost everyone

me: damn michael lara is great

girl: he's just like Superman

by laram February 13, 2009

Michaela

A sweet, warm hearted person who can keep secrets. Is very sensitive and strong even though no one will understand what's going on at home; usually wears a mask to make sure she's not acting strange or different to the crowd. Mostly SUICIDAL when it comes to hard time in an early age.

Dude I think I might commit a Michaela today...

by Miss Anonymous Facts February 13, 2017

Michael Robinson

to be confident to the point where it pisses people off, but there is nothing they can do about it

I was Michael Robinsoning on the beer pong table last night when i shot behind the back for no reason and still made the cups

by yeahyeahyeah12342 June 22, 2009