mineral ice

the most painful lube ever...

Yeah, i used mineral ice too once, yeah, i dont wanna talk about it either...

by TJ Alaimo April 29, 2006

Minecraft Girlfriend

Your uncle

the person usually a man which is gonna play Minecraft without talking into a mic and will contact you on discord to break up with you

Yesterday my Minecraft girlfriend put her bed in my friend's house, now I have depression.

by ZacharySkywalker September 10, 2019

Minette

someone with unrivaled beauty, cuteness, talent and intelligence

wow that person is such a minette.

by peson76 September 6, 2020

Anal Miner

A person who spends their time with their head up someone's ass

Kevin is a fucking anal miner, you can see feet hanging out Scott's ass every time he turns around

by KevinH8tr June 2, 2015

My minecraft girlfriend

A girl you date inside minecraft because you cant get one in real life

Bro i broke up with my minecraft girlfriend.

by X07JK September 20, 2020

gimme mines

when something stupid or awkward is said by one person, the offended/wierded out person for some reason, immidiately has the right to coursly rub the back of the idiots nech with two fingers in an attempt to hurt the idiot.

1. man that bathroom smells like hooch!
2. what? goose. it smells like goose?!
1. shit man! gimme mines!!

by nate May 13, 2005

Minecraft nigga

People are most likely kids or pedos playing minecraft and have no lives

Lolitsalex is a 48 year old minecraft nigga

by Wettstannar November 29, 2017