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Masturbation Station

A place where males and females masturbate and take turns
After I do my chores I’ll ask I can go to the masturbation station with koen
by Boobiejams January 23, 2019
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Masturbation Station

Lluvia García, Masturbation Station
I'm watching Porn right now;When Nelson Was Fucking Me!
by Anonimo369 March 16, 2022
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Masturbate FUCKER

1. To touch your gay's dick!

2. You do it when you are fucking with your gay's penis (like licking his big fuckin' dick) or watching some fucking porn with a man sticking his penis out on top of the Two World Trade Centre in New Yolk City.
1. My fucking gay: Am I masturbating?

Me: Shut your fuck mouth or I'll EAT YOUR DICK! Masturbate Fucker!

2. Let's just Masturbate FUCKER around in this stupid mall!
by I'll eat you March 29, 2021
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Mental Masturbation

Manipulating usually flirtatiously yet without doing any actual sexual acts in order to get what you want.

AKA: ‘Hoeing without using your holes’
Just send a pretty girl to go scoop up that check. He won’t tell her no...
#mental masturbation
by FreakyFelonFriday February 6, 2021
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Animal Masturbation

Take this you stupid cat. This is how you Animal Masturbation
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The Masturbation Nation

ME: I really like your shirt. Thats Jade on it, are you a fan?
Y/N: Yess! I am part of the masturbation nation
by DarkLarrie28 August 8, 2022
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masturbating on the run

When a tardy individual is getting dressed on their way to where they're going.
Masturbating on the run is to get dressed on your way to the destination

Marge: Hurry up and get dressed we're gonna be late!
Rob: Fuck it, I'll just masturbate on the run let's just go.

I'm not one to masturbate on the run but I can't miss my grandmas funeral.
by Xtra3916 July 4, 2022
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