matty

cutest guy around

super tall and funny

colorado kid

matty is so perfect

by yourmomlovesmichealbjordanong May 3, 2022

mafuyusbestfriiend

A very cool tik toker, whos obsessed with mafuyu. They are one of the insanely rare wonder end fans, there fav being Yume. They have 16 danganronpa ocs from 4 years ago that they've become attached too.

Person 1- "Hey have you heard of mafuyusbestfriiend?"
Person 2- "The realy cool pjsekai fan? Who hasnt?"

by Sparklers00 May 8, 2022

Martyrbation

A combination of Martyr and masturbation. Used to refer to people (usually christian Americans) who pretend to be persecuted despite being a majority. Usually martyrbators will talk about hypothetical situations in which their religion or ideology becomes illegal or otherwise banned by the government.

Bob posted on face book him pretending to take a mugshot saying "when Christianity becomes illegal". He lives in the middle of Tennessee this is just martyrbation.

by Ivan the ok May 12, 2022

Martynas

Also know as Doomer Prime the original Doomer, when approaching the wild Martynas Prime avoid giving a thumbs up as Martynas loves to sit on it, he's fun, he lies about being fun, some people snort cocaine for a rush, Martynas Prime snorts cocaine for breakfast!

Damn I was gonna stay sober today, then I met Martynas Prime!

by P13RC1NG5 May 13, 2022

Matty Chorus King

Think a Bert and Ernie love child.... intelligence level of a rock.. snakey and uses raspy voice to lure women

Ew don't be all Matty Chorus King

by DishaBish May 16, 2022

Martyn

A sexy ginger with the ability to make you laugh for hours. Has so much love to give but doesn’t think he deserves any in return. Martyns are generally closed off to begin with but can open up to the right person.

That guy is so sexy! Have you seen his ginger hair? He must be Martyn!

by Merty Magpie May 30, 2022

Matty

the most amazing person in the world who had an amazing life before ''y'' came and ruined it. She avoids ''y'' and her cringe and manages to stay w/ her friends.

''gotta love matty''
''fr''

by matty <33 June 8, 2022