luke the alcoholic

Luke gets drunk and his best friend Dan smokes weed. He has two other friends Oscar and Sean. Oscar smokes (not weed) and Sean is trying to earn money by selling nooses. If you ever meet a Luke PLEASE get drunk with him you will probably wake up in a car with him that is crashed into a tree. He has two salad childs and a Cat bf called Jack.
wagwan piffting wats yer bbm pin

Luke the alcoholic- oi fam im hella drunk ill stab yo bitch
Dan- SHUT
UP
Luke the alcoholic- Ill slit open your knee caps
Dan- o shit
Luke the alcoholic- you're mom gay

Dan- no u

Sean- GOTOSLEEPYOUSKETSITSREALLYLATEANDITSASCHOOLNIGHT

by youremomasket911 May 15, 2018

Schey and Luke

Two soulmates that enjoy spending long evenings together under the full moon before one of them turns into a werewolf and gets killed because he is a naughty wolf

“Wow they are being schey and luke right now”

by Sundowncold87 August 12, 2023

Luke Higgins

A short kid who thinks his cool and annoys the shit out of you

Luke Higgins is annoying

by Yu #2 July 27, 2019

Luke Howarth

Someone who consumes food while sleeping.

Also someone who smokes weed and sells it.

Example 1: Whoa! have you been hanging out with Luke Howarth?

Example 2: Person 1: He was copping a feed last night, but he wasn't awake.
Person 2: He was doing a Luke Howarth then?

by Littlemanlover December 7, 2011

Luke Dnuke

He's the bomb. Luke Dnuke is a very kool person who is very kool. He owns an Instagram account called @_shower_feelings_

Luke Dnuke is very kool.

by Luke Dnuke July 7, 2019

luke hemmings

luke hemmings is a aussie in a band called 5 seconds of summer, along with 3 of his best friends. he is also very hot and a lady mans. -linds💞

lindsay: luke hemmings is hot.

person: we know

by luke hemmings - linds💕 June 2, 2018

Luke Rose

LUKE ROSE is a great supine invertabrate jelly , smegma everywhere.

your such a Luke Rose i can smell that from here.

by Luke curls dad May 3, 2022