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Safety LOL

The really delayed lol that people add to the end of a sentence when trying to cover their ass cause they just did something regrettable online.
The safety LOL often fails and is therefore usually followed by a JK
Guy: Hey, hot online girl wanna hang out sometime, just a little one on one time?

Hot Online Girl: ...

Guy: ... LOL, just kidding

Hot Online Girl: Nice safety lol. I almost thought you were joking for a moment, jerk *block guy*
by Fender27 November 8, 2009
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LOL MEAL

Synergy of food-based lol-slang when one constituent alone will not suffice. The meal's courses may be stated after the umbrella term is used to provide further detail and emphasise the lolness. Used in exceptionally hilarious circumstances only.
Charles: Get this, I managed to buy some REALLY nice chocolate in the pharmacy when I was picking up my prescription, earlier. Who'd have thought they'd sell unhealthy shit in there, eh? I've eaten a whole fucking bar of the stuff, it's great.

Timothy: What brand was it?

Charles: Er...'Choco-Lax'.

Timothy: BIG FAT LOL MEAL WITH EXTRA ROFL WAFFLES & A 32oz LMAONADE.
by Jimbob McGee December 24, 2008
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Lol XD

1) Used to describe Uncontrollable laughter

2) A phrase used in a middle of an interaction or conversation, reminding the people your interacting with that you're being friendly towards them and absolutely hating them at the same time.
1) This is so funny Lol XD!

2) "Yeah, so the plans are set?"
"I guess, seems right Lol XD."
"Alright, coolio Lol XD!"
by Oisz September 13, 2017
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Lol Cow

A lol-cow is a victim of a flame war who can't help but be milked for lols time and time again. They have a compulsive need to give up as many laughs as possible at their own expense despite themselves.

A good Flame Warrior can turn even the most dignified poster into a lol-cow, dehumanizing them every step of the way. For some unknown reason, the lol-cow cannot break the cycle and regain their humanity.
I wish I could stop checking this forum topic, but the lol cows come back time and time again to be milked.
by FannieMae April 12, 2011
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LOL Syndrome

The use of LOL via email/SMS/Facebook/Twitter etc all the time no matter if it's in context or not - So serious that the user doesn't even know they use it.
All these show LOL Syndrome -

Facebook status - Joe is having a drink LOL

Email - How are you? LOL

SMS - I'm not too bad, had a car accident LOL

Twitter - Why are there so many adverts LOL
by Giffer2 December 11, 2009
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lol!!1

The appearance of the number 1 originates from chatting too fast; the shift key is released too early turning the ! into a 1.
omg lol!!1 he just ganked that pallie!
by Siemah October 1, 2006
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shits and lols

Reason for doing things with no purpose; synonymous with shits and giggles.

lols has been substituted for those who are too lazy to type the full word, giggles or for those who have spent too much time playing computer games that lol is the only term they can think of when thinking of laughter.
bob: hey, want to shit in a condom and then freeze it?
john: what for?
bob: nothing, just for shits and lols
by ua89 March 21, 2008
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