Female logic

Female logic or girl-logic is regular logic with a fallacy intentionally or intuitively introduced in order to achieve a goal, especially when presented by a sexy female to a confused male.

Female: That sofa was 10% off so we made $1500! Since we made so much money, let’s go on a mini vacation this weekend!

Male crying inside: that’s female logic, shopping and making money is the opposite, but I can’t say that and have a fight…
Male out loud: you are so amazing! Where do you want to go?
Female to herself: Yes! Goal achieved! New sofa and Vegas trip all in one, yay!

by Oli123 April 27, 2024

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JP Logic

A logic where you will never admit your wrongs.

Come on dude quit using that JP logic!

by JP Logic September 6, 2018

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Captain Logic

Proud Captain of The Bellends

Captain Logic: we all here?
Crew: Aye!

by athemwdkl w September 15, 2022

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Sydney Logic

This is the logic used by The Sydney, usually something that doesn't make sense to other people, but does to The Sydney, or logic used by The Sydney when she is tired or just doesn't care.

"I'll drive first, I thought about it during class, and I realized that I didn't care." ~A real life example of Sydney Logic

"I'll drive first, I thought about it during class, and I realized that I didn't care." ~A real life example of Sydney Logic

by The Legitness is real. May 11, 2016

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Bumper Sticker Logic

Logic that, if heard or read, will make sense briefly. But will not hold up under any amount of scrutiny. Bumper sticker logic will pass the smell test, but fails to hold up under deeper inspection.

“Believe all women” that is a great statement, but am I supposed to believe Ghislaine Maxwell, nah man, that is just bumper sticker logic

by niquil July 30, 2022

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