Mederma lady

A bird-like woman who appears in 2008 advertisements and commercials for Mederma, a product for scar treatment. Originally raised by wolves, the Mederma lady lives in a cave and only comes out to frighten audiences on television and in magazines. Even after her scars fade, she still has the ability to frighten such villains as Nosferatu, Frankenstein, and the notorious Voldemort.

The Mederma lady preys on young children and Unicorns. Chuck Norris checks under his bed every night for the Mederma lady.

She is to be feared. If you catch a glimpse of her, please wash your eyes out with pepper spray to reverse the process of blinding.

Also can be used to describe a female who would almost be attractive if it weren't for her face.

"Did you see that hideous girl in class yesterday?"
"Yeah, she's a real Mederma lady."


"Billy, come inside before it's dark! You never know if the Mederma lady is preying our neighborhood."

by muffy the mederma lady slayer October 18, 2008

Cat Piss Lady

A woman who goes to your place of employment only to bitch and complain about stupid shit. She smells exactly like nasty cat urine and looks like a fat retarded troll. Enjoys lots of mustard and hates any race besides white people. Loves to say "shut the fuck up" and "Jesus Mary and Joseph." Never try to tell one of these women to leave because they will threaten to call the owners or corporation. They think they have the right to be rude and harrass others. Finally they are hoarders, drive ugly p.o.s. minivans and enjoy wearing cat sweaters.

Fat cat piss lady used to come to my job at micky d's. Then she called my girlfriend a dumb black bitch. So the general manager fucking elbow dropped her and told her to never come back.

by macdonaldsfreezerrapist September 23, 2012

lady berries

Lame term describing a woman’s breasts used by people who are uncomfortable discussing sexual organs.

Girl: Mommy why do I have lumps on my chest? Do I have cancer?

Mother: No sweetie you're just growing your lady berries.

by PooPut Muthafuk April 17, 2004

Lady H

H, hoss, horse, heroin, chasing the dragon, dancing with Mr. Brownstone, shit, smack, junk.

I got a date with Lady H tonight.

by Eberhart December 7, 2004

lady gaga

The process of unexplainably losing all of your musical talent.

Josh: Welcome back Mike! Ready to record another song?

Mike: I'm sorry, Josh...I've just Lady GaGa'd...

Josh: NOOOOOOOOOOOO

by mrmctommy July 6, 2009

ladydung

Used to describe any unfamiliar object or mysterious substance.

Bro 1: 'Dude, what's that stain on your bed?'
Bro 2: 'I don't know man. Its ladydung.'

by monster & doughboi April 28, 2009

Lady Leather

An old Norwegian Fairy Tale about an elder woman who's skin is so blistered from the sun that her skin has been turned to leather. Hence the name "Lady Leather"

According to this old Norwegian legend, Lady Leather enjoyed to suck the souls of teenagers. Mostly the ones nearest adulthood. She exposed herself to the children, and burned their eyes out, so it would be easier to suck out their souls. It is said that she also stole their talents, and will to live.

That evil woman sure is a Lady Leather.

My teacher is such a Lady Leather! UGH!

by jerkeyeaters May 6, 2009