Alabama No-Knock

When your wife or significant other is not a willing to participate in sexual intercourse, so you insert 1 to 5 fingers into her anus or vagina (or a combination of the two), in an attempt to persuade said person to be sexually aroused. Usually followed with a law enforcement intervention.

My old lady wouldn't put out. So I have her the ol' Alabama No-Knock right in the pooter. Can you post my bond?

by Wren & Simpy February 28, 2021

off my knockers

slang for "to be extremely high and/or drunk"

mate im off my knockers

by Lintboiii July 23, 2021

I will knock yo ass out

When someone is in argument or playing with someone and says “i will knock you ass out” they really mean they will beat you up and make sure your sleep

“I will knock yo ass out bitch”

by Smdugly April 29, 2022

Davy Jones Locker Knocker

Having sex on a boat a plane is mile high club, Davy Jones locker knocker is for boats

Yeah they’re a thing now, my buddy gave her the Davy Jones locker knocker.

by Tartarus May 23, 2022

knock knock

when you just don't care what the hell some one is saying.
Deminstrate this by knocking on an object twice and saying knock knock.

" Knock, Knock"
" Whos there?"
" I don't care"

by vicky March 6, 2005

nigger knock

n. to open door of vehicle while driving past a nigger.
v.-ing

"Ah here comes a nigger on the right. Ted nigger knock the shit out of him"

by monkeybreastmilk October 17, 2008

Bomby Knockers

When you take socks and ball them up, then stuff them in a tube sock and then hit people with them.

Joe hit Dennis with his bomby knockers

by Lycan_Rage June 28, 2007