Keyboredom

The state of being in which all you can think to do is to spam your keyboard in every possible way, including typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, etc. into search bars to see the definition on Urban Dictionary. Keyboredom can be reached by homework, especially of the algebra variety.

Samantha, after her thirteen pages of algebra homework, reached keyboredom. Now all she can think to type are things like qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.

by ADHD Aquarius 11! March 30, 2025

keyboard-cockler

put your penis in-between two keyboards and smash them together. must have rule 34 open and what ever you type during your pleasuring you must search. (no function keys aloud)

Guy 1 " hey man, instead of using the bag of milk, I'm gonna try the keyboard-cockler" guy two " sir this is a subway"

by Guttfeeling April 10, 2025

Keyboard

A piano-like device containing musical instruments and settings that is being played in music

I've been rehearsing my psalms on the keyboard

by Divic January 20, 2026

keyboard smash

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guy: jkfemvkhjvfehguvrufhvjhefhdvjfvjhhgjvhlvhjgvhrgmrtrvfjhgrvf
guy 2: keyboard smash confirmed

by aviation lover 123 July 17, 2025

keyosk

A coin/bill/card-operated "self-service" metal-fabricating device dat's installed in da aisle at a shopping mall, and dat creates replacement/duplicate lock-openers.

Automated keyosks may indeed be adequate in some cases, but I would much prefer to have a human professional manually fashion my brass security-implements on his precision-made lathing-machine.

by QuacksO July 23, 2025

Keyboard Nipple

The keyboard nipple, aka the trackpoint, is that dumb fucking thing in the middle of your laptop keyboard that no one uses besides a bunch of homo dorks because it’s “efficient”

Use a mouse you asshole

Jared uses the keyboard nipple on his laptop, to reduce wrist strain.

Jared, is also a gigantic homosexual man-whore because of it.

by T.H.E. J July 28, 2025

Keyboard warrior

A guy that sits at Taco Bell using their WiFi talking shit to others online

Brad thought he could get away with being a keyboard warrior until Andy asked him to go outside.

by Craigdildo October 7, 2025