Jordan R

A tall skinny black kid who loves to play basketball and minecraft. Gets a lot of the attention from the ladies but doesn't really want it. Laughs very easily and is usually easy going. He is a good friend and a smart person.

Darrel: "Did you see that kid dunk that shot and then run from those enchanted girls?"

Paul: "Yeah, what a Jordan R."

by smf399 February 16, 2013

andre jordan

a hamster in the woods that does nothing but stare into empty space while dreaming about other male hamsters.

andre jordan, also named "dre".

by enquious October 18, 2011

Spike Jordan

(Noun) A drink (preferably soda) that's mixed with more achohol than the drink itself.

I asked for a little achohol and I got a Spike Jordan.

by BHYT March 17, 2016

orange jordan

An Orange Jordan is named after acclaimed adventurer and United States Marine Daniel Jordan. His healthy take on an Old Fashion is simple and direct, like his take on life. 3 oz of whisky/rye/bourbon dash of biters and a touch of Grand Marnier. No sugar, no fruit, simply delicious.

Enjoy and Semper Fi

Bartender may I have a delicious Orange Jordan

by Deej6006 December 1, 2017

jordan wrigley

A sex demon hibernates 11/12 months and comes out in July to fuck bitches

You could call him a real jordan wrigley

by User-wuaz73o2vs2 March 29, 2021

miss jordan

THE world biggest sexest cunt the world has ever seen she has tiny tits too

Miss Jordan is a sexest cunt

by Penis suck February 16, 2018

Joshua Jordan

Joshua Jordan has evolved from a chicken. He is constantly talking about chicken and eating chicken. He also plays Fortnite a lot.
DON’T FORGET USE CODE:JORDANO-ODZU in the Fortnite Item Shop

Bully:Fight me joshua Jordan u chicken

Joshua Jordan:Yeah I am a chicken I fucking duck.

by Man like Humphrey May 24, 2019