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Apple-john

A preserved apple which has lost the majority of its water content and thus appears wrinkled and shriveled. It was a term invented by Shakespeare, not Seth MacFuckingFarlane.
“I am withered like an old apple-john.” Shakespeare: 1 Henry IV. iii. 3.
by Gliese September 13, 2010
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John Holmes

An adult film star who got his start in pornographic films in the 1960s. Holmes was born John C. Estes, August 8, 1944, in Pickaway County, Ohio. He died March 13, 1988, of complications related to AIDS. Holmes was widely publicized as having a penis ranging from 12.5 to 18 inches, though adult stars routinely inflate their measurements. A recent attempt at discerning his length by comparing images of his penis to images of his other body parts produced a figure of 8.75 inches. The 1997 film "Boogie Nights" is loosely based upon Holmes' life.
John Holmes was one of the great stars of the Golden Age of Porn.
by Jake in NYC December 29, 2005
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John Lennon

he IS the greatest man to ever live, second only to Jesus. His ideas of peace, love, and harmony still stand firm...but the word's too fucking ignorant to go with it. As Immortal Technique would say, Lennon truly lived "Revolutionarily."
by Entropy May 14, 2005
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John Sample

1) A generic name used just like john doe or jane doe. It is a "sample name"

2) A generic name for a tool or a village idiot. Most commonly a generic wigga especially one with a great deal of wiggerness, particularly in the Northeast near New York but well outside of any real ghetto.
teacher "I'm going to have to write you up, whats your name?"
student "John Sample"

Intercom "Will (the mutha Fuckin') john sample come to the office NOW!"

AIM convo
"dude, john sample is such a myth"
"No way, I buy all my drugs from him"
"LoL, ur never gonna be able to rat out ur dealer - he is a john doe"
by Physics Man II November 13, 2005
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Johnathan

Johnathan is an American evolution over of the names John and Johnathan. They seem to be a mix of both, as such they are the most amazing guys you will ever meet. very sweet, Loyal, Generous, Handsome individual (s). They like a Jonathan have the intendency of being really quiet and anti-social, However they tend to be the best of leaders. people get attracted to their unique personality, which is similar to a Jonathan. They have very few rivals when it comes to love.

They are very independent, Intelligent, Subtle, Strong, Men. They make the best Friends and best Lovers.
michelle: "Who is your quiet friend?"

Steph: "He's Johnathan, Very cool once you get to know him."
by ronyx February 3, 2010
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John 3:16

While the "Bible" or whatever will tell you something else, the modern verse is :"lol u gave big gay"
Dave: hey John, your dumb!
John: oh yeah, well you gay!
Dave: well... John 3:16!
by Fritzforthewin July 13, 2018
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john

a fucking sick cunt that will always stand by you, he is a true friend
man have u seen john, hes such a good guy
by Adem Balla November 15, 2018
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