A preserved apple which has lost the majority of its water content and thus appears wrinkled and shriveled. It was a term invented by Shakespeare, not Seth MacFuckingFarlane.
by Gliese September 13, 2010
Get the Apple-john mug.An adult film star who got his start in pornographic films in the 1960s. Holmes was born John C. Estes, August 8, 1944, in Pickaway County, Ohio. He died March 13, 1988, of complications related to AIDS. Holmes was widely publicized as having a penis ranging from 12.5 to 18 inches, though adult stars routinely inflate their measurements. A recent attempt at discerning his length by comparing images of his penis to images of his other body parts produced a figure of 8.75 inches. The 1997 film "Boogie Nights" is loosely based upon Holmes' life.
by Jake in NYC December 29, 2005
Get the John Holmes mug.he IS the greatest man to ever live, second only to Jesus. His ideas of peace, love, and harmony still stand firm...but the word's too fucking ignorant to go with it. As Immortal Technique would say, Lennon truly lived "Revolutionarily."
by Entropy May 14, 2005
Get the John Lennon mug.1) A generic name used just like john doe or jane doe. It is a "sample name"
2) A generic name for a tool or a village idiot. Most commonly a generic wigga especially one with a great deal of wiggerness, particularly in the Northeast near New York but well outside of any real ghetto.
2) A generic name for a tool or a village idiot. Most commonly a generic wigga especially one with a great deal of wiggerness, particularly in the Northeast near New York but well outside of any real ghetto.
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student "John Sample"
Intercom "Will (the mutha Fuckin') john sample come to the office NOW!"
AIM convo
"dude, john sample is such a myth"
"No way, I buy all my drugs from him"
"LoL, ur never gonna be able to rat out ur dealer - he is a john doe"
student "John Sample"
Intercom "Will (the mutha Fuckin') john sample come to the office NOW!"
AIM convo
"dude, john sample is such a myth"
"No way, I buy all my drugs from him"
"LoL, ur never gonna be able to rat out ur dealer - he is a john doe"
by Physics Man II November 13, 2005
Get the John Sample mug.Johnathan is an American evolution over of the names John and Johnathan. They seem to be a mix of both, as such they are the most amazing guys you will ever meet. very sweet, Loyal, Generous, Handsome individual (s). They like a Jonathan have the intendency of being really quiet and anti-social, However they tend to be the best of leaders. people get attracted to their unique personality, which is similar to a Jonathan. They have very few rivals when it comes to love.
They are very independent, Intelligent, Subtle, Strong, Men. They make the best Friends and best Lovers.
They are very independent, Intelligent, Subtle, Strong, Men. They make the best Friends and best Lovers.
by ronyx February 3, 2010
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