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Gang Jerking

When a group of straight friends come together and beat each other off in an orgy type fashion. Typically done by gang members that want to stay hard with the boys on the streets and in the sheets.
Aye man, me and my boys steady gang jerking.
by realgangmember May 27, 2020
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luxury jerk

When you jerk-off inside of a condom.
Stacy couldn’t come over last night so I treated myself to a luxury jerk instead.
by Luxurious jerker August 24, 2020
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Jerk the Jimmy

"Bro you want to jerk the jimmy" "Hes jerking the jimmy"
by jimmyjerker2020 August 25, 2020
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closet jerk

someone who is only pretending to be nice to you but secretly doesn't like you. May ignore you, never include you and diss you in private with their closet jerk friends.
"He just politely shut me down with that irritating politician smile. What a closet jerk."
by Caaulolo September 16, 2020
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closet jerk

Polite and subtle rejection. Someone who is only pretending to be nice to you but secretly doesn't like you. May ignore you, never include you and diss you in private with their closet jerk friends.
"He just politely shut me down with that irritating politician smile. What a closet jerk."
by Caaulolo September 16, 2020
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Soda Jerk

A young woman that is indignant to the attention of older men. Despite obviously wanting attention, they vocalize their distaste for older interested parties, usually at rather loud decibels. A person who is obnoxious about their disgust for "thirsty" dudes despite doing their best to advertise that they have all the "milkshakes."
Nah man, ignore her she just wants attention; she is a Soda Jerk.
by Dirty O'man October 19, 2020
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Jerk-Burglar

Someone that faps you while you are sleeping with no regard for your consent!
A shady Jerk-burglar, burgled my penis in the night my dear, I'm afraid I can be of no service to you this morn! Pray for me!
My dear friend, you are a jerk burglar as I have caught you on film, but I forgive you! For ye are my All-Fren!
by Bishnuu October 11, 2022
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