Hookie Jerk

The act of masturbating while playing hookie from other responsibilites (work, parenting, community service, etc...)

The best part of my day off was my "hookie jerk".

I had the day off because of Snowpacalypse 2011, so I had myself a nice long "hookie jerk" sesh.

by MC Fumunda February 21, 2011

circle jerk

A jerk with a crappy accoustic guitar who sits in a circle surrounded by other like-minded people playing the same crappy chord over and over and singing really bad home made lyrics, most commonly found on University Campus' and parks.

Guy 1: Aw dude another Circle Jerk.

Guy 2: When will he realize he sucks ass at guitar?

by Justice Is Raped September 30, 2009

jerk-face

a name for a person who does something stupid and deserves a kick in the face.

Why the fuck did you do that you jerk-face!

by Andre Opez May 22, 2007

Jerk

Another definition for the word that people use for mean idiots.

Verb - To perform the dance style known as jerking, which involves such moves as the Stanky Leg, the Dip, and the Reject. This trend grew due to songs such as 'Teach Me How To Jerk' by The Pu$h and 'Your a Jerk' by New Boys.

Noun - One who performs this dance. Jerks typically have a high degree of swagger in their demeanor.

1) "Yo, can you teach me how to jerk?"

2) "Hey, check that kid's fresh Reject."
"Yeah, what a jerk."

by Mr. Misnomer May 7, 2009

Log Jamming Jelly Jerk

A person who likes to cram large amounts of jelly in ones rectum and enjoys eating it out.

My Boyfriend Tim is really starting to be a Log Jamming Jelly Jerk

by Jay Bob July 13, 2007

jerk-a-derk

just another slang term for either jerking yourself off, or getting a hand job.

Jon:yo man, so what'd you do with that girl last huh?

Jake: nuttin too special. just startin makin out and i got a little jerk-a-derk in my car. not too bad i guess.

by J Hernandez February 5, 2007

jerk nation

The act of doing something so absurd, (smoking an electronic cigarette, getting a tattoo in your friends basement, spending all your money on drugs)that your friends only know how to label it by stating, "he's just jerk nation."

"Him and his electronic cigarette, totally jerk nation".

by Not Jerk Nation February 22, 2010