Hug Jerk

Hug-jerk noun: 1. a form of over the pants handjob unseeable to anyone not involved in the hug! Perfect for family reunions, and baptisms.
2. Also a jerk who gives you a hug but it goes unreciprocated because he or she is punk bitch. Not to be confused with hung-jerk... like Cody Bustaloady

Dude 1:Woah. Bro. Did you see what she just did during that hug?
Dude 2: No?? Did she git at your nips??
Dude 1: Nah man she hug-jerked the shit outta my bologna roll! Love me a good Hug Jerk
Both dudes in sequence : high five! Noice!

by Cody Bustaloady August 31, 2018

Jerk-Burglar

Someone that faps you while you are sleeping with no regard for your consent!

A shady Jerk-burglar, burgled my penis in the night my dear, I'm afraid I can be of no service to you this morn! Pray for me!
My dear friend, you are a jerk burglar as I have caught you on film, but I forgive you! For ye are my All-Fren!

by Bishnuu October 11, 2022

Jerk Dirkin'

When someone is slacking off or mesisng around.

"Monte, stop Jerk Dirkin' around and paint the fireplace."

by MMM420 December 17, 2011

Soda Jerk

A young woman that is indignant to the attention of older men. Despite obviously wanting attention, they vocalize their distaste for older interested parties, usually at rather loud decibels. A person who is obnoxious about their disgust for "thirsty" dudes despite doing their best to advertise that they have all the "milkshakes."

Nah man, ignore her she just wants attention; she is a Soda Jerk.

by Dirty O'man October 19, 2020

Neraka Jerk

Masturbate when adzan just started

Cum before it's over

*God judges Jimmy

God: nigga u goin to hell
Jimmy: but why God? I've always been a good person my entire life

God: u did neraka jerk once
Jimmy: lol worth it

by Adat Alil August 8, 2017

face jerk

When you jerk off sitting on your girls face while concurrently looking in the mirror and grunting.

I told her not to make eye contact while I face jerked on her.

by Ol' Cotton Balls September 25, 2018

Spider jerk

Sometimes called the quad jerk, or the four legged. When you try to jerk off with your feet, Both hands and fornicate yourself all at the same time.

Paul: “Did you tap Amanda last night?”
Zak: No I got too drunk so I just gave myself the good ol spider jerk.

Paul: Same!

by The unit42 October 8, 2018