jersey girl

a beautiful, confident girl who possesses an indescribable love for her state and a strong hate for guidos. most likely irish or italian and could charm the hell out of you.

"diamonds are nice and so are pearls but nothing compares to a jersey girl"

by cknj November 8, 2007

jersey meathook

Its when you are doing a girl doggy style, you slip your thumb in her asshole and cock it to the side and pull her back towards you.

he started with a jersey meathook and then pulled a dirty sanchez on her

by Dizzier March 4, 2005

south jersey

Southern half of New Jersey where the area codes are 609 or 856. You love and represent Wawa as your convenience store, and all Philly teams, despite those who come here and try to root for NY/NJ teams. You go away to school your 1st year or 2 but then realize that South Jersey is where you need to be and transfer to Stockton or Rowan. The sub/hoagie thing is disputable (sub closer to the beaches, hoagie closer to Philly), but it's NEVER a hero or a grinder. We have our South Jersey accent and we're damn proud of it. People really aren't assholes here in my opinion. It's cleaner and has a lot more scenery than the north and it's a great place to raise a family. Yeah Camden and Atlantic City suck but everywhere else is fairly safe. South Jersey is better in all aspects than the north!!!

Me: "Hey where are you from?"
Someone else: "North Jersey, you?"
Me: "South Jersey"
Someone else: "That's cool, want to go to Quick Chek??"
Me: "Hell no, I'll road trip to the nearest Wawa!!"

by Matt609 March 4, 2011

jersey girl

there is a reason why jersey girls are called the best in the world, and if you don't get it, you're not meant to get it....move on and just know you're are missing out on BEAUTIFUL.

all jersey girls...confident, curvy, sexy, independent, and amazingly beautifully hot.

by theassestman March 15, 2009

Jersey shore

a beach in new jersey filled with dead bodys, raidioactive water and hookers

uncle tony: so lewie did you enjoy the jersey shore this summa
lewie: yeah it was great, the wata grew back the toe u cut off when i didnt pay up and i even gotta beat some pussy new yorka with my louiville slugga

by uncle lenny December 24, 2008

New Jersey

The great state that ended up being the play toy of the fucking idiots of MTV and the Jersey Shore. A show that has no point to exist and should be thrown off air immediately and no I'm not from joisey.

Hey where you from.
New Jersey
Oh youz from Joizey
No, I'm from New Jersey. You need special ed-classes.

by A Rebel October 14, 2010

South Jersey

A section of New Jersey largely populated by stuck-up people with poor grammar, as evidenced by the other definitions. Residents have extremely strange accents that people from other regions might find difficult to understand, though they deny this vehemently. They call sprinkles "jimmies" and order everything by saying, "Gimme a ____," usually regardless of the fact that they should use "an" in front of words starting in vowels.

Person: Gimme a wooder, a beggle, and a heauhgie.
Waitress: Can you point to that on the menu, please? ...Oh, a water, a bagel, and a hoagie. Sorry, I didn't understand your accent. South Jersey, right?
Person: I DON'T HAVE AN ACCENT!!!! And can you hurry? I rilly have to get heauhme and feed my kih-ens before the Iggles game starts.
Waitress: Riiiight...

(rilly=really, heauhme=home, kih-ens=kittens, Iggles=Eagles)

by Veronica77 December 20, 2008