Illinois enema bandit

Subject of frank Zappa song and later a movie who tied up female victims , robbed them, and gave them an enema before leaving.

She wanted Michael to fuck her but he went Illinois enema bandit on her ,tied her up and reamed her out with hot soapy water causing projectile diarhea.

by NWA10000 January 18, 2015

Illinois Boner Joint

Illinois boner joint:
An Illinois boner joint Is when a homeless man offers you a joint offered at the waist for a puff of the reef, where the joint is actually his homeless wang wrapped in rolling paper for sexual gratification.

When I was in Chicago late at night walking around with my friend, a homeless man appeared from the shadows and offered us a hit from his joint. I knew immediately he was a sick bastard trying to get us to suck his wang, thinking it was a meaty joint, my friend bent down to puff I yelled "NOO!! Stop! That's an Illinois boner joint!" As I dove and pushed my friend away from the homeless mans pelvis and erect reefer wrap.

by LtPork April 22, 2015

Illegal substances

Synonym for Drugs usually used in a more formal setting like with police

My friend got sent to prison because he was found with illegal substances. He couldn’t even talk his way out of it because he’s such a glassman.

by Sleepdeprived_phoneaddict June 24, 2020

Illegal Man

Series Of Movies Popular On The MR:T Discord Server

Illegal Man DLC When

by MilesPerOWer November 29, 2020

illiann

Hot badass gets all he guys and 96% a gamer .Most likely become/be rich.

illiann wish I was her.

by 1UrBan.DICTIONARY May 9, 2021

Cheating Illness.

When someone has cheated on you more than once.

Person: YOU DID WHAT!?!

Cheater: I've got the cheating Illness..

by Mr Pyschotic May 4, 2010

Jewish Illusion

A low quality item that appears to have a higher quality due to its low price.

Buying beer due to its low price then finding out it was a mistake later when you find out it tastes awful. This is a prime example of a Jewish Illusion.

by ZzwyattzZ February 2, 2014