The Rusty Meat Hook

When you are fucking your girl from behind, and you take both index fingers and shove them in her ass. When she bucks back, you pull those fingers out, reach around, and hook her by the mouth.

I fucked my wife doggy a week ago and gave her the rusty meat hook; she still can't speak correctly.

by RhiDen'80 October 9, 2015

hook nose

derogatory statement to describe someone of the jewish faith or of semetic heritage. also see Kyke heebshylock yid

that hook nose has stiffed us out of every penny we have, lets smear his house with ham

by Tom Rowsell June 18, 2007

hooker stomp

To brutally murder a filthy diseased hooker.

Y'all see that? That bitch went crazy as hizell! Hooker stomped that hoe til her boots was covered in blood an brains yo!

by Joshney September 30, 2007

hooker knees

The banged up, bruised and unsightly knee of a hooker.

Street Walkin' Mary has the worst hooker knees. She can never be a model.

by Csheridan December 29, 2007

Hook A Louie

Make a left hand turn.

When you get to the light, hook a louie and the club is on the right.

by Firedog October 19, 2008

Hooker-Nun

A female cybervangelist with questionable ethics. A female evangelical preacher who uses fear to extort tithings from the emotionally and intellectually infirm sheep that comprise her cybergation (cyberspace parish).

"Christian Broadcasting Network seems to employ a good number of hooker-nuns to keep its coffers full."

by VirtualVice August 14, 2009

sporting hoods

the act of having an uncircumsized penis.

Me, chris, and nick are all sporting hoods

by pjmcphats July 1, 2006