cuddle-hooker

A girl or guy that you have over to your house on multiple occasions to cuddle with you; even though you don't have sex with them, protection may be wise

I have trouble sleeping alone so I called up my cuddle-hooker.

by realrd245 February 3, 2012

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Lady Hooker Coin Flipper

Lady Hooker Coin Flipper

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

Horse’s hooker

A fancier term for “bullshit”. Most often used when given a very shitty set of Mayhem 3 modifiers in Borderlands 3 or being fucked out of a sesh by your parents.

V: “My parents said I can’t leave the house cause they caught me having fun for once in my life.”
S: “Horse’s hooker!”

by StewartCopelandFucks April 18, 2020

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

hooker's green

The form of payment exchanged for a hooker, money you spend on a hooker; usually one dollar bills.

"I need to find an ATM to get some more hooker's green."

by hookersgreen September 30, 2011

Clouth hooker

A female that sells her body for clouth subs and popularity

-she gave to 5 guys just to get popular
-what a clouth hooker

by just_leon April 17, 2020

Hooker Kebab

A synonym for stilletos. I've heard that term repeatedly from Julie Bowen on the Jimmy Kimmel show.
youtube.com/watch?v=lyEHS2KDcRM

(Showing her stilletos) "Is this like hooker kebab?"

by Osmone Everony March 6, 2020