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baby hooker

1) Britney Spears' perfume Fantasy

2) A woman who wears the Fantasy perfume

3) A hooker that tends to wear childish clothing and sucks on lollipops.
Person A: "Name; ie Trixie was such a baby hooker last night."
Person B: "Yeah. Name; ie Artemis told me that she was talking like a baby throughout the entire night."
by BabyHooker May 23, 2010
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hooker shoes

Those clear pumps you see girls wearing that's a sure sighn she's a hooker
the girl you took to prom, she wore clear hooker shoes and i bet she fucked your friends for money
by pmafounder June 17, 2006
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mexican hooker

Used as a means of comparison when describing something of high temperature
I wish they'd turn the air-conditioning on... it's hotter than a Mexican hooker in here!
by kid chameleon October 16, 2003
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hooker baiting

Best played in SE Asia, preferably drunk - it's more fun.

Before playing you must have a false name, job and basic story behind you. The more ridiculous the better.

Players should go to a hostess bar or red light area pretending they want to buy sex.

When hookers approach you watch as they try their best to sell themselves to you. In return players should be rude, obnoxious and take the piss our of said hookers.

The winner is the one that keeps the hooker at the table the longest.
Roger (the arms dealer): Let's go to the four floors of whores (Singapore) and do some hooker baiting

Humphry (the Afghan terrorist): OK sounds good.
by Roger the arms dealer July 12, 2009
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Hooker slit

A unnecessarily long slit in a skirt or dress. Usually reserved for women who shouldn't be wearing such things.
I could see that fat bitch's panties through her hooker slit.
by Piavenger July 22, 2011
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Ice Hockey Check

The art of one huge, heavily padded ice hockey player slamming the opposition heavily padded ice hockey player into the wall as hard as possible, preferably with the intention of putting the opposition in so much pain they can no longer play. This move is generally done by skating as fast as possible and then using shoulders and hips, bashing into the other player and using the gathered momentum to crush the said player between yourself and the wall
watch me ice hockey check this useless player

this guys been asking for an ice hockey check
by cassius_cat November 9, 2010
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hooker

Someone who does a job they hate for a paycheque. Their main focus in life is money and would crawl a mile for a penny.
Look at Chris working at McDonald's for such a shitty wage. What a hooker.
by HATT August 10, 2006
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