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grease stash

A stash before puberty. A peach fuzz stash, if you will. Mostly in men with black facial hair. A grease stash is a stash which looks like you have grease on your upper lip.
"Did you see Seth with that grease stash? Like dude wipe your upper lip off. You look like a pedofile."
by Lousteezy December 14, 2015
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happy grease

Pre-cum

When you get jerked you become happy therefore you let loose you naturally occurring lubricant know as pre-cum or happy grease
"When she jerked me, I let out my happy grease so she could live my dick up!"
by Fappypotatopancake February 18, 2015
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Greasing the cat

The act of setting up a fan at the foot of your bed, getting stark naked, and pointing your butt and crotch at the fan while the cool air blows your swamp ass all over your body.
Dude, it's so hot out, I think the Devil himself would be greasing the cat right now!
by TOVERDORF June 14, 2017
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diesel grease

to describe a girl who looks like she will do anything in bed
see that girl over there,she looks diesel grease.DIRTY AS FUCK
by KLINT THRUST September 16, 2009
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talabases grease

Is when you fuck an old lady and she cums like gravy
Oh baby, make me cum all over your with my talabases grease!
by Mr.grease April 20, 2018
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Grease filled Stew

When a party is so disgusting that when you bump into somone it feels like you just got mauled by a wet sea lion.
Last night was crazy after Shay's grease filled stew.
by Ggarfink January 23, 2017
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El Paso Grease Fire

When you cum through a fire and onto a persons face. Covering them in flaming hot semen, burning them.
Did you hear about Rebecca last night, she got an El Paso Grease Fire and had to go to the hospital
by ThatFatterGuy December 4, 2016
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