Gooched

The highest status a lad can have with his daddylad on board a Royal Navy T class submarine. If a daddylad proclaims his lad as being gooched, it means the lad undertakes all his duties for his daddylad with care and consideration in a selfless manner. A gooched lad is proud to be classed as so, and can frequently be seen around the submarine flaunting his high status in front of other clean or unclaimed lads.

Sailor A: I hear that lads been gooched by his daddylad shippers.

Sailor B: Of course he has shippers, look at him he's like the cat that got the cream!

Sailor C: it's alright for some, I'm still unclaimed....

Sailor A: <chuckles> give it time lad, give it time...

by Sticky_Green September 16, 2021

Gooch smooch

When you touch buttholes and fart simultaneously

Ben and Billy ate Mexican and had a gooch smooch.

by MackDaddy13 May 20, 2023

Gooch

( This Word was Made By an Unknown Artist Named Rasberry Kiwimoji Or So Ghostmoji This definition is just another word for Nice and is also a catchphrase that they use often

🦊 You're looking very Gooch today

Oh what a Goochy morning 😎

Oh my goodness is that a bat in your tree goooochh yea 👻

by Rasberry Kiwimoji April 20, 2022

gooch

the area between the nut sack and the anal cavity

Brad: She was into some kinky stuff.
Chad: Like what?
Brad: She violently dominated my Gooch hairs until I was bleeding and screaming in pain.

by GoochEnjoyer October 7, 2023

Gooched

When you shit on someone- irl or in-game

“Get gooched on”
“I just gooched your sis”

by GoochThot47 April 28, 2021

Gooch

The area of skin between your ballsack and butthole.

Tickle my Gooch until it chafes

by Funny3 April 19, 2024

Gooch Dribble

The sweat from the ball sack

Go Lick Gooch Dribble

by The Banter Lad January 6, 2017