Your partner grips the bed headboard whilst you lift her legs up in the air wheelbarrow style and go to town on that shi until she screams "fly my like a flagpole!"
by NigNut97 May 30, 2025
Get the Flag Polemug. A pimp-like simp.
Allows his spouse to whore around.
90s' vaccine product.
Shivers at the thought of raising his voice against spouse's chronic compulsion to give boners to strangers.
A husband material for sexually debauched empowered women.
Allows his spouse to whore around.
90s' vaccine product.
Shivers at the thought of raising his voice against spouse's chronic compulsion to give boners to strangers.
A husband material for sexually debauched empowered women.
by cosmicpunk December 23, 2023
Get the Green flag manmug. 
A term coined based on another term "red flag"
Something you do/like/possess that outs you to everyone
Something you do/like/possess that outs you to everyone
by Owuz July 24, 2024
Get the Rainbow flagmug. a boy who is friends with a large amount of girls and some guys. get's mistaken as gay but is into girls.
that kid is a red flag.
by i did not make it boom March 31, 2024
Get the red flagmug. by Notalotadolla March 21, 2023
Get the Hanging flagmug. Of course you do you pseudo-intellectual wannabe aristocrat homo.
Hym "Look at this fucking guy! Look at him! You talk to a guy who won a popularity contest that half the constituency didn't vote in and now he's sophisticated he thinks, look at him. Now he's an intellectual! A thought-leader even!"
Douglarse the fairy "I have more sophistication in my little FINGER then you have-"
Hym "Look at this fucking guy! Look at him! You talk to a guy who won a popularity contest that half the constituency didn't vote in and now he's sophisticated he thinks, look at him. Now he's an intellectual! A thought-leader even!"
Douglarse the fairy "I have more sophistication in my little FINGER then you have-"
Hym "Not with a dick in your butt Douglarse! No sophistication there! Then it's just shit-covered meat. Are you the shit or the meat, Douglarse? I got $50 on shit. It's in the name. Dougl-arse👈 You see it? No? Take a look
Here, ☝️ see? Arse. That's you. Arse of the 'Dougl' variety. Is that the thing, Douglarse? Do Jordan's thing? Be a good little cog in the shifting clockwork that comprises the background of my reality, or else because nothing I have to say matters anyway? So Douglarse can prance around and drink champagne and play dress up while postulating the ways in which EVERYONE ELSE is failing society."
Douglarse "I'm doing what I should be doing! Playing at argumentation with tomato cans who have agreed not to destroy me and stroking the egos of old men I want money from. Like a sugar-baby."
Hym "A red flag he says! You feel like you're from a different world because you're a lispy and delusional queer. The world you live in is not reality. It's fancy-pants intellectual faggotry simulator. And nobody wants to live in facy-pants intellectual faggot simulator at the cost of every else living under a system of values that literally serves no purpose other than to let you play posh sodomite simulator while everyone else labors QUITELY AND DESPERATELY beneath you."
Douglarse "Just shut up and work so I can get wine drug at a dinner party and get my shit-hole stretched in a penthouse you cretins! You're boring me."
Here, ☝️ see? Arse. That's you. Arse of the 'Dougl' variety. Is that the thing, Douglarse? Do Jordan's thing? Be a good little cog in the shifting clockwork that comprises the background of my reality, or else because nothing I have to say matters anyway? So Douglarse can prance around and drink champagne and play dress up while postulating the ways in which EVERYONE ELSE is failing society."
Douglarse "I'm doing what I should be doing! Playing at argumentation with tomato cans who have agreed not to destroy me and stroking the egos of old men I want money from. Like a sugar-baby."
Hym "A red flag he says! You feel like you're from a different world because you're a lispy and delusional queer. The world you live in is not reality. It's fancy-pants intellectual faggotry simulator. And nobody wants to live in facy-pants intellectual faggot simulator at the cost of every else living under a system of values that literally serves no purpose other than to let you play posh sodomite simulator while everyone else labors QUITELY AND DESPERATELY beneath you."
Douglarse "Just shut up and work so I can get wine drug at a dinner party and get my shit-hole stretched in a penthouse you cretins! You're boring me."
by Hym Iam November 13, 2023
Get the Red Flagmug.