Fart Catcher

Political aide who covers up or spins a politician's gaffs.

Don't worry about Larry, his fart catchers will take care of everything.

by Billy Bob 2003 July 28, 2009

Fart cock

To blow a penis from an asshole with full force. Most always followed with a side of jizz or a couple of butt nuggets. Alos called the "fart dick"

"MariLou, no more fart cock after breakfast. I pulled back a butterbean!"

by Papacoon January 8, 2009

fart on

a fart so relieving you get a boner

yeah fred held that last fart in all day so when he let it go he got a fart on

by fudgewad September 25, 2011

fart mountain

Sticking your butt in a straight line up in the air and relaxing your anus to let the air enter the buthole. Then pushing out all of the air inside of anus creating fart noise.

Conner is the best at fart mountains.

Kensie thinks fart mountains are gross, I disagree.

by NaUan! May 15, 2018

Fart Muffler

A dick so long and thick that when you sit, it tucks under your butthole thereby muffling the sound of your own fart.

While in the weekly Wednesday meeting, Travis was thankful for his big ole Fart Muffler because no one was able to tell it was he who in fact, dealt it.

by Pot sticks June 7, 2022

Fart Fetish

When a person is sexaully aroused by the sound and smell of a fart especially in the opposite gender.

"I have a fart fetish. Can you fart on me??"

by Willypoofarty October 17, 2019

Fart Star

Noun: Fart Star (fährt-stär)

A large amount of flatulence with a minimum of a 0.05 solar mass, that collapses in upon itself and ignites into a ball of stinky plasma.

Contrary to popular belief methane which would be incapable of becoming a star on its own is actually a minimal ingredient in a fart. A fart mainly consists of Nitrogen, carbon dioxide, and Hydrogen which given enough could in fact condense in upon itself and ignite into a star.

According to science it's theoretically possible for a fart star to come out of your ass.

by Human Overth June 18, 2011