crushing emotional agony

When you're told your Penis is to small

Girl "is it in yet"

Boy *dies from crushing emotional agony*

by :) cat lady April 16, 2015

emotional squatting

When someone moves into your emotional space like it’s rent-free real estate, dumps all their unresolved childhood trauma in your living room, pisses on your peace, and calls it “being vulnerable.”
They expect full-time emotional labor, sympathy on demand, and spiritual room service — while giving absolutely nothing back.
You’re not a therapist, not their mom, not a fucking Airbnb for broken people. But somehow you ended up hosting their mental meltdown with a smile.

Every time Jenna breaks up with Kyle, she calls me crying at 2 a.m. like I’m her therapist. Bro, that’s emotional squatting.

by Timur Z April 4, 2025

Emotions In the Stomach

When your best friend Violet tells you her friend Grace has a crush (it's a vague version of butterflies in the stomach), but doesn't spill the tea.

Spill the tea, Vi!

Totally random person I totally do not know: Grace is having a crisis, and I was not helpful at all.
Definitely not me: What?
Totally random person I totally do not know: She has emotions in the stomach.
Definitely not me: She has a crush?
Totally random person I totally do not know: Yes.

This is definitely not me. I'm not salty.

by NotTheDangeonMaster December 28, 2018

Emotional Support Donkey

A person being strung along by their ex for emotional support while their ex hooks up with other people all while they're hoping for another chance!

Hey look at Jerry. Poor guy. His ex is using him as an emotional support donkey while she gets it on with Carl.

by The Late Brew April 25, 2020

Emotional Umwerfend

A stage in which two people start discovering each other.

Gigi and Dunkerly are at an ''emotional umwerfend'' stage

by Punkerly August 15, 2020

emotional math

when you use numbers to describe the feeling of something rather than rely on logic/actual math

"- my education cost me like a 1/4 of a million dollars"
"- wait. you paid $60K a year?"
"- no, it wasn't actually 1/4 of a million. it just FELT like it. i was using emotional math."

by extreeemelyamerican February 7, 2014

Emotional Ejaculation

Crying pent up tears in an aggressive and fast way. Usually brought on in elation or relief.

"Bro. We hadn't been to the playoffs in so long that after we made it last night I had a full on emotional ejaculation"

by WGHSci October 9, 2023