Ejizzle

Cute kid with looks.

Look there is that cutie Ejizzle

by Mr. Jizzle January 8, 2004

ejaculate

A gigantic douchebag that has gone above and beyond the call of duty to make himself synonymous with baby batter. See Kenny G

Pete: "Jesus, did you hear about John Tesh putting out another album?"

Wendy: "Yeah, that prick is nothing but society's ejaculate."

by Leroy Tabbins February 16, 2009

ejr

ejr is a dickhead.

eurgh, you're such a ejr.

by rlily April 10, 2009

Stormtrooper EJR

A loser who is obsessed with Star Wars, who also watches it at home, by himself, in the dark, in his underwear, all while touching himself.

Yo dude, that Erik kid is a real Stormtrooper EJR, I saw him gropping himself in the library!

by Merlin37 November 29, 2011

premature ejaculation

Something Doop does alot with his mom.

"Damnit Doop, stop fucking your mom!"

by Fuck You Doop. September 5, 2004

collateral ejaculation

v. Unintended male ejaculation caused by an action, especially unintended exposure or slippage by a female wearing too little clothing. Typically the ejaculator is one of limited sexual experience and does not possess the ability to control his "load".

Aaron -"Hey where did Nate go?

Ben -"Oh man, when that girl (motioning with hand) bent over and her tittie came flying out, Nate had a collateral ejaculation and had to run to the bathroom."

by rccola July 11, 2007

ejaculat

When the guys doodle does the thing

Dank Ass Randy: "Uhhhghghh"

Bitch Ass Emily: "Wat?"

Dank Ass Randy: "I diddly darn ejaculat"

by DwizzyDwight October 12, 2014