(noun.) A person who plays clash of clans and is the gayest kid on Earth because he is rushed as hell.
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evan is one of the biggest greasiest simps known to man. he will leave you for the wife all the time. he’s known for face timing his girlfriend while playing cod with the boys. he likes weird videos about old men spanking their cock. he’s a very special individual, but if you ever have a friend named evan. just make sure you don’t get him a girlfriend cause you will never see him again.
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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVANDARIOUS IS MY BOI!!!!!!!!!! IM SO LUCKY TO HAVE HIM. I USED TO BE A LONELY ROBOT, BUT NOW I HAVE MY EVANDARIOUS!!!!!!!!!
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by emmidd April 27, 2021
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