crush dumping

When you really liked someone, but they turn out to be a complete ***hole, so you dump your respect for them by throwing it out of a window at them. Along with some complimentary rocks and an old shoe for bad luck.

"Oh girl, I am so crush dumping that b*tch-***hole-d*chebag. He lied about everything and he didn't even apologize. Lemme just run him over with a truck."

by #YouJustGotSlayed January 13, 2017

garbage dumpster guard

A person who gets paid to do nothing but stand and watch over the dumpsters to make sure they stay safe throughout the day.

I was going to take my trash off today, but it was 8 PM and the Jeff Davis County Garbage Dumpster Guards had already locked the gates. Maybe next time.

by Mason Jar February 16, 2017

cave dumping

When someone turns the light off on you when you're taking a dump.

I went into the bathroom, turned on the light and someone was in a stall cave dumping.

by soonermajic September 19, 2017

skittle dumping

It is slag for "may I have change please?"

Skittle Dumping is a way to ask for change

An old lady at a cash register:
Clerk- That'll be $28.75.
Mildred- Can I have my skittles dumped?
Clerk- Sure. Here's $1.25 back. Have a great day

by Didymussometimes September 22, 2017

Humpty Dumpty

A fat round and smooth male who has no signs of hair on his body whatsoever. He only eats free ranged eggs because he’s a free egg, and has sex with starving women on a regular basis that weigh between 75-100 pounds, and when he cums he suddenly puts all of his weight on top of the woman and spatters cum and blood everywhere.

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall!

by Blackflys October 15, 2017

Humpty Dumpty

A fat round and smooth male who has no signs of hair on his body whatsoever. He only eats free ranged eggs because he’s a free egg, and has sex with starving women on a regular basis that weigh between 75-100 pounds, and when he cums he suddenly puts all of his weight on top of the woman and splatters cum and blood everywhere.

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall!

by Blackflys October 14, 2017

cum dumpster

A person who gets fucked so much that they always have semen dripping out of them.

Cassidy and leah are the biggest cum dumpsters in the school. I mean they literaly fucked everyone.

by Jemerson121 February 16, 2018