Dumpster Diving

Looking for hook-ups or relationships, particularly with women, who use online dating sites or personals ads. (The logic being that almost any girl can get laid without having to advertise for it... and the ads are society's dumpster for those who can't.)

You can tell he met that skeezy chick on an online hook-up site. Yikes! But, hey, you can't expect to find quality when you go dumpster diving.

by Mels Belles December 20, 2010

dumpsterology

The fine art study of dumpster diving. The means of retrieving edible food products that have been discarded. Examples include, cheese paper or on cardboard from hamburger wrap or pizza boxes. Usually high fiber content.
Also, useful household items, may be discovered, newpapers, books, and art objects.

Hey, come over later, Dude, I am giving advanced classes on Dumpsterology at the local Community College at 8 pm.

by Guido1 November 9, 2010

dumpster turkey

A phrase Manisha thought was cool in high school, but turns out was only in her head. It was intended to mean slut or cum dumpster.

look at that girl, she is such a dumpster turkey.

by Hells Bells Nels October 11, 2011

Dumbasperger's Syndrome

A momentary, yet complete loss of one's train of thought. Typically after a long night of drinking and/or cocaine use. Individuals suffering from Dumbasperger's syndrome may start multiple tasks, that remain unfinished until a later date and/or time.

Ashtray: "Dude, when I got home I stared at my computer for 15 minutes trying to remember what I was doing."

Fester: "Sounds like Dumbasperger's Syndrome to me. Did you did you ever figure out what you were doing?"

Ashtray: "What?"

by Birddog69 November 24, 2011

dumpster forehead

Someone who has a forehead that takes up over 1/3 of their face.

-Why don't you think Zoe's cute?

-She has a serious dumpster forehead.

by tempestt.loves.charles February 21, 2012

Dumpster Digging

When you spend literally hours digging through the definitions on Urban Dictionary to prove to your friends you actually made one on there.

Guy: Dude, okay, I believe you...

Friend: Hold on, I'm about to find it!

Guy: (in head) God, I'd wish he'd stop dumpster digging...

by The Weird Person Smiles June 28, 2012

dumpster doll

Usually belonging to a woman who has a face of a goddess with the body of a Fukishima whale.

Opposite of a butterface.

Chubby chasers loooooove them some dumpster dolls!

by felixhughes January 13, 2014