500 dollar lane

The breakdown lane on a highway. Why? Because that's how much money you gotta pay if a cop catches you driving in it.

(Can also mean the leftmost lane for trucks when they are only allowed to drive on the right.)

Passenger: This traffic sux! Let's take the 500 dollar lane.
Driver: Okay, but only if you'll front the $500 when statey sees us.

by creaternity May 12, 2006

half dollar

A bitch that be takin it in the ass so much that her asshole is stretched to the size of a half dollar

Jessica takes it in the ass so much, that bitch be a half dollar.

by bigbizzle June 11, 2006

Million-dollar nigger

A phrase coined by the late Marge Schott, owner of the Cincinnati Reds baseball team, in reference to some of her black ball players. Marge felt they were overpaid athletes and resented having to pay them such high salaries.
Application of the phrase has expanded and can be applied to any wealthy black people, though it is usually confined to athletes, entertainers and celebrities.

Ryan: "Did you see that new Rolls-Royce Phantom parked in front of the Mondrian on Sunset?"

Cody: "Ya, it was lowered, had blacked-out 22" rims and tinted glass. I'll bet some million-dollar nigger owns it."

by Lana Caine March 22, 2008

dillards

a racist, heartless company who will screw over good people in any way they can for measly buck.

"Man, our boss really doesn't care about us"
Yeah, this place is a real dillards!"

by niftygal July 13, 2009

top dollar

go for gold,to get the best and the highest award in whatever competition

come on nancy go for TOP DOLLAR!!!

by barkandhoney July 13, 2003

dallas cowboys

A Team that loves to lose in the playoffs

Person #1: Hey man, are the dallas cowboys playing today in the playoffs?
Person #2: Who cares, they'll find some way to lose it.

by Clash #2 July 23, 2008

DILLAGAF

Does It Look Like I Give A Fuck??

by PissedOffJedi August 27, 2003