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Bank Doctorine

The Bank Doctorine policy allows banks and financial institutions to rob individual citizens and the government to pay for excessive excutive bonuses and golden parachutes, at minimal cost.
Under the Bank Doctorine politically connected financial institutions are too big to fail, and too big to be punished. This is especially true during election years when politicians need to attract large donors with reliable sources of income.
It is facilitated in part by financial interests that rotate in and out of regulatory and governing bodies.
The Bank Doctorine makes it possible to avoid capitalism, market corrections, and criminal procecution. This way the banks have an incentive to give the public the worst deal possible.
by mlhiss March 22, 2012
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Butt doctor

a proctologist,a doctor who specialises in intestines and anuses
"i need to go to the proctologist,i might have colon cancer,i sure hope that butt doctor is gentle"
by misko September 3, 2007
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cock docking

It is when two men are having sex and one inserts his penis into the other's foreskin rubbing it until he cums.
Last night my boyfriend and I had a hot cock docking session.
by liking February 7, 2007
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Doctor Wu

From a Steely Dan song. A euphamism for heroin.
by Turd Q. Jackson January 30, 2005
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cargo docking

The act of placing the head of ones penis inside the foreskin of another's penis.

However, with both males lacking of forskin it is merely the attempt to dock with two uncircumsized penises
Steel: double dutch rutter with docking?
Steel: lol
Ruxton: FUCK YEAH!
Ruxton:lol
Steel: argh!
Jason: wait... dude, we're both circumcized...
Steel: then.....cargo docking!
by Steel Silversmith July 6, 2009
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docker

Someone who takes part in a particular gay foreplay act.
....As defined in the disinformation series "book of Lists" a Male who massages and wraps his uncircumsised foreskin around the head of his partners circumsised penis.
by Prince Andrew December 25, 2004
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DOCSIS

Data Over Cable Service Interface Specification defines interface standards for cable modems and supporting equipment.

Other devices that recognize and support the DOCSIS standard include HDTV's and STB's

DOCSIS specifies downstream traffic transfer rates between 27 and 36 Mbps over a radio frequency (RF) path in the 50 MHz to 750+ MHz range, and upstream traffic tranfer rates between 320 Kbps and 10 Mbps over a RF path between 5 and 42 MHz. But, because data over cable travels on a shared loop, individuals will see tranfer rates drop as more users gain access.
DOCSIS is the standards used by these companies:

NTL
Telewest
WightCable
by Ben Atherton May 23, 2006
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