Shoot me in the head and call me David

A phrase used to express frustration

Guy: will you go out with me?
Girl:No
Guy:Shoot me in the head and call me David

by Clorox_Bleach May 28, 2016

david ortiz

Probably the biggest steroid user Red Sox history.

His body is so fucked up from 'roids to the point that he can't even play first base.

David Ortiz didn't do shit for years in Minnesota. Then he goes to Boston and starts belting HRs left and right. Can you say steroids?

by ERAU Nigga January 16, 2008

David

One who is a BAD ASS MOTHA FUCKA. This person is often very good looking and usually quite daring. This person also enjoys a nice glass of scotch, and most closely compared to the badass McLovin.

"You are such a David for banging my mom and sister!"
"Only David could have raped Goliath."

by bamafan135 January 15, 2008

harley davidson

Trailer queens. Overpriced, underpowered. Often referred to as "Hogs" which is a accurate description for pieces of shit. Posers and Homos and Wannabes own HD's. Hey, here's a novel idea, buy either a BMW or a Triumph. Dumb Fucks

That Harley is right where it belongs...on the shoulder of the road!

by A Smart Mother Fucker (See you in Sturgis) May 9, 2004

David

David

Hot Outgoing Person. Very Smart at the same time very cool. If has orange/red hair hes a keeper and overall nice person that will help you in anything. Perfect Guy.

Person 1: "Hey have you seen David?"
Person 2: "No, but I wish I Did."

by CoderGFX January 19, 2009

David

A BMF that does and gets what he wants. Someone that doesn't play by any particular rules, but is unusually charming and plays off of his looks. A David is always the funniest and inticing man of the hour.

Girl 1 "David was so funny at the party last night!"
Girl 2 "yeah, I didn't see who he went home with"
Girl 3 "I tried to take him home"
Girl 1 "I heard he gave that stuck up blonde model a Tony Danza!!"

by The Stig 34 March 6, 2008

bit-david

A type of maths teacher, originating in the S.E of England

What in bit-david's name are you doing?

It's a parabola, bit-david

by Scooter March 20, 2005