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A male who is by traditional standards is considered perfect by members of the opposite sex, as well as homosexual members of the same sex. Men who are considered the "Perfect Guy" are rated on several different categories, including; appearance, dateability, intelligence, and income amount. (The last is most important for females of the Golddigger type.)
Erin: Gee wiz, Brittanie, look at Dan over there, isn't he just the Perfect Guy?

Brittanie: Oh Erin, if only I could get myself a man like that I could die happy.
by OuttaMyHead August 09, 2008
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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