Curtain Creeper

A person who is shy and never leaves the house and just primarily stays inside without friends. Usually a Dungeons and Dragoner.

Man Billy is such a curtain creeper

by CJB The Issue November 2, 2010

Cooter-curtain

The skin that hangs down over your cooter. AKA, your FUPA

Move your cooter-curtain out of the way before I go down in you.

by Miscommunicate November 7, 2023

victory curtain

The act of teabagging one's friend over the eyes after beating them in competition.

I beat Chuck at Madden, then knocked him down and gave him a victory curtain!

by Hotpants0292 November 3, 2013

colosseum curtains

An extra long foreskin.

His foreskin hung from his dick like the colosseum curtains.

by SmiffySmiffy November 26, 2017

Nigga curtain

That one porno where that nigga hid as a curtain

Nigga lamp: Hey dude have u watched nigga curtain?
Josh: yes man

by Doctor chinese October 30, 2020

Pennsylvania Dutch Shower Curtain

A sex act between at least one male and another partner. The male sneaks up behind a closed shower curtain while the other is in the active act of showering. The male then grabs the person in shower wrapping the shower curtain around there wet naked body. The penis is shoved against the curtain to insert into the person in the shower. The curtain acts as a semen barrier from this point on. This act should continue until climax or until the water starts turning cold.

Babe I'm too tired to do the Pennsylvania Dutch Shower Curtain. Can we do the Pennsylvania Dutch Breakfast instead?

by GermanPizzaEater January 9, 2023

Curtain Smoosh

This happens when a female walks up to a guy, drops trou, and compresses her labia onto his forehead. Similar to the male Mushroom Stamp. Bonus points if you leave a slug trail.

Jim hasn't been the same since Veronica curtain smooshed him at the party a week ago.

"That guy needs to stop talking."

"Just curtain smoosh him... That oughtta shut him up."

by Incognegro907 October 16, 2018