crusty brick

when you ejaculate and don't clean it up and your penis turns crusty

"damn i forgot to clean up my cum and now i have some crusty brick

by LeafyisBeefy7 May 29, 2017

Crusty

Used to describe someone or something that is generally bad or unattractive. Can also be used as just a noun("crust"). If you wish to use crusty in a neutral way, say "crunchy"--- for a good way say "crispy". Use crusty with rhyming words to emphasize a point.

"OMG this ugly hoe just cut in front of me in the McDonalds line... crustyyyyyy. "
"Boi, get you and yo crusty, dusty, musty Crocs outta here!"

by whyevenFightme March 20, 2016

crusty mustin' bustin'

when having anal sex the females shits herself and letting the poop crust, making the anal musty, when finishing the male finishes on the shit making it thaw and making the penetration soft and warm.

shit yourself, we're having crusty mustin' bustin'

by daddylong licker March 11, 2025

Crusty foot

When bae wants to give u foot massage but your foot is crusty

“Your crusty foot is so delicious”

“It’s better than KFC”

by Eat thotpaste May 17, 2018

Your bread's crusty

An insult used towards a male or female has multiple STI's from their own fault.

I'm not bangin' you, your bread's crusty.

by Doctor Defenition May 31, 2018

Crusty Carpet

When you jack off onto your carpet

“Hey i use crusty carpet what about you “

by Crusty011 March 17, 2019

Crusty

To be crusty or a crust is to be irrelevant like those useless pieces of bread crusts at the bottom of yur toaster.

Look at Jade,she has no friends, she is so crusty.

by riri kez October 31, 2018