crispy coyote cooter crackers

a type of cookie or cracker that tastes like a crispy coyote cooter

-dude these crackers are so stale and gross
-i know, like coyote cooter
-they should just be called crispy coyote cooter crackers

by Bibi h February 15, 2008

conterfeit latte

A gimmick from an advertisement on the radio.

Counterfeit Latte? Thats commecials for you.

by Light Joker August 2, 2004

cooter bubble

a pocket of air released from a vagina, travels through the labia and into the world as a sphere.

I'm full of cooter bubbles.

by Max Funke July 18, 2007

cooter slap

This is when a chick puts her cooter on your foarhead as an insult. It is similar to T-bagging

She cooter slapped him to embarres him

by sexscandelous January 1, 2009

cooter cakes

1 a vagina that looks like moldy cake,

2 an annoying person who puts out,
3 an underage minor who looks for older men in chatrooms

That girl is a cooter cake.
Her cooter cakes are all over.
Those cooter cakes are stale.

by cuba_cuba August 1, 2010

Colter

A colter is the opposite of a heater. Instead of producing heat, it produces chill.

It's so hot! Let's turn the colter on!

by ashleyboggle July 11, 2019

cooter

a messy excuse for a chacha

Britney Spears, got a blochy red cooter....AKA K-Feds remians

by shrums December 13, 2006