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Jungle condom

Fail safe protection used to penetrate orifices of individuals likely to be riddled with disease.
Dude, you better put on a fucking jungle condom before you fuck that...that whore has so many diseases her cooch has alphabet soup in it.
by Stitches June 1, 2015
mugGet the Jungle condommug.

nut no condom

what you say when someone stating facts
cardi b is way more gangsta then nicki”

“nut no condom
by asfdghjk,. January 29, 2019
mugGet the nut no condommug.

used condom

"I put on a used condom last night some other guy left at her house."
"What was the point of doing that?"
"There was no point. I just didn't want to rawdog it."
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
mugGet the used condommug.

poptart condom

When your dick gets stuck in a cake, but you then pull it out off the cake and fuck har with your now frosted penis.
"Strange things happened last night my dude! Ended up doing a poptart condom
by Jizzle The 'Juice MAn October 27, 2017
mugGet the poptart condommug.

jesus condom peanut butter

Jesus condom peanut butter happens when someone eating a chicken sandwich gets pissed off
"Adrien, how's your mom"- Rami
"I'm so jesus condom peanut butter", says adrien with a mouth full of chicken and passion
"Well then stop watching vietnamese porn or I'll throw a grand piano on your velociraptor"
by Rami°0°I like tacos December 12, 2019
mugGet the jesus condom peanut buttermug.

Alaskan Condom

The alaskan condom happens when you dip your Cock in snow hand thrust very hard until the womens vagina freezes and u have to eat her out to clean it
by cocksuker2000 March 20, 2021
mugGet the Alaskan Condommug.

free condom

a free condom is where u tie up ur foreskin with an elastic band so when u go to fuck a chick u won't nut
bruh who buys condoms just tie ur foreskin up it's a free condom
by lolcarson March 5, 2019
mugGet the free condommug.

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