chocolate chode

a penis that is wider than it is long...and is black.

ayo! check the chocolate chode on that nigga!

by pollwall June 2, 2008

suck on a chode

suck a small and wide dick

"hi fredrik, why dont you go and suck on a chode" suck on a chode

by willdic April 26, 2016

siberian chode

An irregularly sized penis that has a greater width than length. The siberian chode tends to have many boyles and bumps towards the upper shaft and into the urethra. The semen produced from this estranged penis is highly acidic and has been known to cause burns inside of women. The siberian mosquito is a common carrier of the virus that causes this fucked up dick.

My friend Chris tore up Ariel with his siberian chode last night

by Forndog Millionaire April 11, 2014

Chode-being

A human being that resembles a chode (a penis that is wider than its longer).

*During a modeling job interview*

Interviewer: " Due to your chode-being looks, we are sorry to inform you Jean that you are unsuitable for this job"

by Sanjorge8 January 6, 2019

Chode Wieser

Someone who is an asshole,
Or mean or Annoying.

Man he's an Asshole,

No he's just a Chode Wieser...

by FudgeEyeNuh August 30, 2009

chode myster

A chode myster usually has genetic traits of a angry bird as well as a humongous chode.... an example of a chode myster would be Burke Ryan

look over there, it’s a chode myster!

by fart697 March 14, 2019

Chode-Abode

If you're a dude and actually have a chode, his would be your dwelling, the place where you reside aka. The Pad.

1- "Ladies welcome to our Chode-Abode, please kick your shoes off and make yourselves at home."
2- "Yo, these Bitches be straight trippin tryin to decorate our Chode-Abode thinkin they own the place!"

by ChintzyAssHo April 20, 2013